Hi. Hubster here. So you know what really enrages me? Whenever they raise minimum wage. Why? Because the image I always have is the fast-food folks, who can't get my order right. Its always a roll of the dice on whether I drive away with something different or something missing (despite having paid for it)...and Lord knows that saying "no ice in my diet coke" is going way above their level. But let me mention what happened today.
I drove by a little drive through food spot, and was in a hurry. No biggie. This place has good grub, although they tend to take awhile longer. Its okay. I'm in a rush, but it shouldn't be that much longer (and surprisingly, it wasn't). So I look at the menu. I'm a burrito kinda guy, so I saw they had a burrito called "The All American". Hm. Okay.
Evil Incarnate: "May I help you?"
Me: "Yes, what's in the All American burrito?'
Evil Incarnate: "Carne asada, vegetables, and french fries..."
<SWEET I think to myself...>
Me: "Oh that sounds good. I'll have an All American and a large diet coke!"
Evil Incarnate: "A carne asada burrito and what?"
Me: "Uhhh...no. An All American burrito and a Diet Coke!"
Evil Incarnate: "Oh. Okay. Drive forward."
<Ummm...I have a sinking feeling>
I pull forward. And wait awhile. I just bought a magazine, so I actually get to read an article. I finish a good portion of it. I get the burrito and drink. As I pull away I take a sip. BAM! Its coke! Super sugary, cloyingly sweet, loogie creating, fountain drink coke! Blah!
Now I coulda pulled back, but this could take awhile. I just give up and buy a diet coke from 7-11 and throw this away.
2 items. I ordered 2 items. I heard him clearly. Sitting next to the drive through window, I could hear the customers ordering behind me clearly. So seriously! What the F? Huh? Seriously! Why are we raising minimum wage?!?!! I can't get a 2 item order correct! Dammit!
I get fast food because I don't have tons of time. That fatty, greasy piece of goodness, builds a small oasis around me, while I'm driving to get my next errand done. For a few moments, the world is right. God loves me. But "Evil Incarnate" just won't allow this! They'll give the wrong drink...or get my order wrong...or something.
Its not just fast food. My bank does the same thing. Whenever I deposit a check, I want it in my savings. "Savings or checking?" they ask. "Savings please.". 75% of the time, they put it in checking. Seriously, why even ask?!?!! What is wrong with these people?
See, this is why old people like me are bitter and angry. Because there's a bunch of kids out there who can recite every actor on "The Hills", and their respective clothing lines, but they can't remember I want a Diet Coke with no ice!!! ARGH!